look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
Exactly! A couple of months ago I was just putting a freaking pizza in the oven and the clumsy me that I am, I burnt myself. I now have a scar from that on my right arm and people always point it out and I’m like shut up omg x
calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already
Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
basically you win at life