actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

I think it sucks when people confront you about your scars.I have this huge one on my arm from when I was going through a rough patch & people never ever stop pointing that out either. They all just need to lay off lol xx
Anonymous

sexceptional:

Exactly! A couple of months ago I was just putting a freaking pizza in the oven and the clumsy me that I am, I burnt myself. I now have a scar from that on my right arm and people always point it out and I’m like shut up omg x

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

I hate people who just point out flaws too. They tell you something and I'm like "You think I don't know that already?"
Anonymous

okdoufingerurself:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

itsgrannywinkle:

basically you win at life

itsgrannywinkle:

basically you win at life

the-personal-quotes:

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